Category: Funnies

If you know me, you know I like football. Since we’re nearing the end of the college football season, here are some supposed quotes from the world of college football that are sure to entertain you. I’m sure some of these will offend some die-hard fans, but please understand that the intention is to have […]

There are a lot of them, some of I have seen before – some I haven’t….(and please don’t ask me to define “Paraprosdokian”. Heck, I’m not even sure if it is a real word!) — JF ———- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a […]

Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Hurray for church ladies with computers…. ————————– The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus. ————————– Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the […]

Looking for an entertaining video? Patrick Knight, the son of my friend Lin Knight, recently finished 9th grade at The Trinity School of Durham and Chapel Hill. He’s a brilliant kid, and here’s a video he produced of a Rube Goldberg-type of machine he designed and built for his 9th grade physics project. He even […]

The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. A rubber band pistol was […]

(He should have been given 100%) Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid

I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian border. She said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale […]